See, Now That’s Funny

I’m working on a writing project today, but I took a moment to check my Facebook page.  Facebook is a funny thing for me. I get to keep up with the young ones in my life, the many 20 and 30 somethings I have adopted over the years, and laugh, argue, and participate in political comments and at funny memes of animals.

This joke popped up on my news feed, it made me laugh. It’s all about the word play.

Here it is:

A male patient is lying in bed at a hospital with an oxygen mask over his face and still

Image from cliparttoday,com

Image from cliparttoday,com

heavily sedated from more than four hours of operation. A young female nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

Patient: “Nurse” (he feebly mumbles from behind the mask) “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed young nurse: “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.”

Patient (struggles again to ask): “Nurse, Please, Are my testicles black?”

Finally, she removes his covers, lifts his gown, takes a close look and says: “There is nothing wrong with them!”

Patient (slowly after removing his oxygen mask): “That was very nice but listen very, closely – ARE…MY…TEST…RESULTS…BACK?”

Smile and enjoy the day everyone.

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