This is the funniest damn thing I’ve read today. If you don’t follow Ned, you’re missing out.
As you probably know, national “Be Kind to Animals Week” is almost here. And just when Florida was beginning to re-gain a small measure of respectability by working hard to draw absolutely no attention to itself, it is once again in the national spotlight.
I’m talking, of course, about the controversy surrounding Cow-Patty Bingo.
For those who might not be familiar with this activity for reasons of sanity, we’ll just take a moment to cover the basics.
First, you need a cow.
Second, you need a REALLY BIG bingo card.
OK, not really. But you really do need a cow, preferably one that has just eaten a lot of fiber — like, say, a 55-gallon drum of granola. Next, you need a large field or yard (such as a neighbor’s) that can be divided into numbered grids. Once you have the cow and the grid, it’s time to start selling…
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